At his charity gala, my son made me the joke item in the auction and opened the bidding at $2. People laughed like humiliating his own mother was part of the entertainment. Then a man in the back of the ballroom stood up, buttoned his jacket, and said, “Two million.” The laughter died instantly, and my son’s smile disappeared before the auctioneer could even repeat the number.
My son held a microphone in one hand, smiled at three hundred people, and pointed at me like I was something he had found in the back of a closet. “Who wants my boring mom for two dollars?” he said. The ballroom erupted in laughter. Not polite laughter. Not the kind people give when they…
