LA-My sister forgot to invite me to her birthday party three years in a row, so i bought myself a mountain villa and a golf course. when my parents showed up with a locksmith to steal it for my sister, i was waiting at home with my lawyer—and the police.
My family celebrated my birthday without me for three years straight, so I bought myself a mountain villa with a private golf course—and when my parents arrived with a locksmith to hand it to my sister, my lawyer and two sheriff’s deputies were already inside. On the night I turned thirty-eight, Manhattan glittered below my…
